This is what I want to be when I grow up...

When I saw this at the ASU campus I immediately decided my life was headed nowhere and that I needed a change. I've decided to follow my dreams and spin my own independent hip hop music.

Lunch

Explanation

I am no fashion guru, but...

Over the weekend Tatum and I worked at the Peoria Sports Complex helping out at a baseball tournament. For some reason lately I have had the urge to take more and more pictures of unique people... one of these days it may get me into trouble. When I saw this gentleman strutting his stuff sporting pink shorts and pink crocs I was sure he was not straight. Apparantly he is. I came to that conclusion after noticing that he was holding his girlfriends hand (not in the picture).

Moral of the story:
If you don't want people to question you, don't give them a reason to.

Disclaimer:
I am in no way saying that the color pink automatically makes you look gay, I am only saying that in certain circumstances and dress attire it does.

In Response to Colman's Comment...

This picture is for the sole purpose of bringing to light the lies that Colman tried promulgating in the comment section of my previous post. I indeed am in the caged study area.

I will not comment on the mafia allegation at this time.

the never ending study pursuit...

HE'S IN

I'M IN

Once again I was in the library searching for some remote area when I heard something... something like a cage shutting slowly and quietly. I followed the sound and when I finally reached my destination I was mystified and stupified at the sight of somebody actually being able to breach the security of these study cells. So naturally I took a picture and then searched for a study cell that I could claim as my own. It must have been fate, because just one or two cells down I found an unlocked cell. I don't know who's error this was, but you can bet I certainly studied in there that afternoon. What is that you ask? Do I feel bad that I probably got somebody fired by posting this on the "net" for everyone to see? No. If you make mistakes you're bound to get caught... and I am going to be the one to catch you.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH...

So the other weekend the Carters and us went to My Big Fat Greek Restaurant. Upon arrival Colman went to the restroom and when he returned he said to me, "Go into the bathroom and tell me what's missing." Like any good soldier would, I went. I opened the door and immediately I was struck with the view you see on this picture. What is the point to having the door still on the stall when the wall is completely off? I wonder if anyone ever forgets that there is no wall and uses the door. These are questions that have been plaguing my heart for many days. I need some answers.

The Lone Ranger

Tatum and I were on our way to her parents' house and decided to take a shortcut and to our surprise and wonderment we saw this man standing on the side of the parking lot singing and playing his heart out. On our way back we decided to see if he was still there... and that is when we took this picture.

You might be looking at this picture and saying to yourself, "What is wrong with this picture?" The answer is...nothing. When I saw this I thought it said Prosthetics and Orthodontics. I thought it was so funny that I took a picture. I was going to write this big thing on here about how funny it is and give different scenarios for why they would put those two businesses together. Today, I was getting ready to put it up and noticed that it says, "Orthotics." That combination isn't funny at all - it makes pretty good sense to me. Meanwhile I am stuck with a poor to mediocre post when I almost had an outstanding one.