The Phantom Pooper

I heard this clip this morning on the Laura Ingraham show. You have to love local news stories.




If my memory serves me correct, below is a somewhat old picture of the culprit. If any of you have seen him and know where he is please contact the East Idaho Swat Team.

We Are Even.

The other day I had to take a detour to get home from work. Somewhere along Broadway I noticed the above sign advertising "Afro American Realtors." Some of you may recall a previous post of mine. As far as I am concerned these atrocities cancel each other out. On a side note, if any of you are looking for a good realtor please contact Earl.

OUT OF THIS WORLD

Just the other day I was driving on bell road when the above prize fell into my lap. Some days it just seems like everything goes right. If you can't decipher the code too well then keep reading. On the right we have a space craft. In the background there are mountains and on the left it reads, "Boston." What you might not be able to see are the faces of the band Boston above the words, "Boston." - That's my favorite part. Now that is a dedicated fan. I am assuming that beautiful creation was inspired by the below Boston album cover.

Now here is where the story takes a scary turn. I followed the car for about a half a mile until the driver pulled over and got out of the car. That is when I was able to snap the following photo.

DARN YOU SHAWN REED! warning: this post may contain adult photo content

I went paintballing last Saturday and it turns out (to my detriment) that Shawn Reed came also. Two games in a row Shawn Reed snuck up on my side while I shot at another member of his team. Needless to say he was close enough to give me some nice welts. If you'll notice kids, the welt by my shorts stopped spreading do to my elastic pants that also leave a lovely mark.

TEN YARDS AWAY FROM LOSING MY LEGS

This past weekend my family had a reunion in San Diego. The morning after we arrived we went down to La Jolla beach and tried to surf. I say "tried" because it isn't as easy as it looks on TV. While I was out in the ocean I saw huge black something swim under the water about ten yards in front of me. Needless to say, I was glad it kept swimming. I then looked up and saw a sea lion poking it's little head out of the water about 20 yards in front of me. For those of you that are wondering why the above sea lion has an antenna on his head - there is a reasonable explanation for that. That is a government sea lion trained to infiltrate the Chinese government and bring it to its' knees.