2:15 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 28th. I sit next to this young man named Kris in my CIS class. Yes, he is asleep. Yes, he did snore. Yes, we were sitting in the front row. Yes, it lasted for 3-5 minutes. No, I was not able to get video. No, I did not wake him up. No, I am not ashamed. Yes, I did show Kris the picture. Yes, he did laugh.
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His nose looks like it's already acustomed to the beating. According to a famous mortician, "An adult human cadaver head cut off around vertebra C3, with no hair, weighs somewhere between 4.5 and 5 kg, constituting around 8% of the whole body mass." Ask him if he gets a lot of bloody noses. If he says he does, let him know that when he sleeps like that, his head actually constitutes around 8% of his whole body mass and that's a lot of pressure on his nose. You can probably add that it destroys cartalige or inside- pores in there or something.
That is very good information to know. I think I will bring that up everytime somebody starts dosing off like that - maybe, just maybe, they might finally believe that I am the incredibly smart man that I pretend to be.
You left two questions unanswered: Does he think you're black? And has he seen your mad freestyle walking skills?
I still can't believe you didn't wake him up. For Rude!
Dear Aubrey,
We need to finish that movie. To answer your question - maybe, and yes - who hasn't seen those skills?
When he wakes up tell him that we love what he has done with his bumblebee outfit!
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